Code Monkey

Jonathan Coulton's got a new Thing a Week up for all you programmers out there: Code Monkey. Thankfully I've never had to code in this sort of environment, but its still damn funny. My favorite lines:

Manager say code monkey very diligent but his output stink.
His code not functional or elegant think. What do code monkey think?
Code monkey think maybe manager want to write godamn login page himself.
Code monkey not say it out loud.
Code monkey not crazy, just proud